Bringing the Worldcup into the Bedroom
It’s the football fever again and no doubt everyone is trying to cash in World Cup theme merchandise. You may check out Kings Confectionary near you for their wide range of cakes and over the weekend, spotted some ice-cream too. Dem annoying all those balls!
As very well known, German has been preparing for six years for the tournament that begins today. For many fans, sex is moreof a concern that battalions. The country’s iconic sex store, Beate Uhse, is selling “sporty vibrators”, a ball stuffed with lingerie in various team colours.
Germany 2006 is warming up to be the sexiest World Cup ever with the kick off from three superstars – Germany Michael Ballack (*droolzzzz) and Oliver Kahn and England’s David Beckham. And recently the German erotic retailer tried to capitalise on the players’ extraordinary sex appeal by launching a line of vibrators ‘represented’ as Michael B, OllieK, and David B.
It’s ad claims: “The players muscular torsos arouse women’s fantasies. They dream about spending an hour between the sheets with their fantasy man.” Oh, now true it is. Anyway, they are famous people. Don’t you think these hot-blooded male celebrity would be flattered to be represented by such sexy symbols?
If I ever got hold of the vibrator, i could cheesing announce that tonight I’m having sex with Michael B. 😉
athena said,
June 9, 2006 @ 4:29 pm
so sud i be saying…goodbye monkey….hello vib?? haha
JC said,
June 9, 2006 @ 4:43 pm
Oliver Kahn? You’ve got to be kidding me…
http://images.google.com/images?q=%20oliver%20kahn
Hijackqueen said,
June 9, 2006 @ 4:55 pm
The fact is their precious ego was bruised by being associated with a 6.3″ piece of work. Ollie K would have sanctioned and autographed ‘limited edition’ if it was a 9″. Dem!
Allan said,
June 9, 2006 @ 8:52 pm
sex and soccer i dun think is a good idea to related it…It sounds like is spoiling de sportmanship…
shiruikage said,
June 11, 2006 @ 12:57 am
wahhh….penis shaped vibrator! not all vibrator like dat one meh? afterall….vibrators are for..ehem…women. 😛
Cynthia said,
June 12, 2006 @ 10:45 am
Hmm.. if they also have aussie ones.. I dont think any chicks will come.
=D
eYe said,
June 12, 2006 @ 10:52 am
Hmmm… I haf 2 of those panties from my German galfren but but.. minus the vib lar. ekekkee…
Hijack Queen » Yellow Card for Kennysia said,
June 14, 2006 @ 10:49 am
[…] The Official football design for FIFA 2006 imitate the design of a panty liner for WOMEN!!! No doubt. The German has been symbolised as the sex symbol and is trying to make the World Cup 2006 as sexy as possible. Now…. that panty liner is sexy? No!!!! […]
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June 26, 2006 @ 2:46 pm
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Hijack Queen » said,
July 5, 2006 @ 10:23 am
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Ang Gu Gu said,
August 4, 2006 @ 8:37 pm
update update =p